What Makes man happy and what makes a woman happy( You need to read this)

 Hello friends, well its been a while since i wrote something personal, and a friend sent me something so funny and hilarious, and its titled How to make a man happy and how to make a woman happy so i felt the need to share with you guys, hope you guys would love it.
 
                                          What Makes a man Happy
1,   feed him.
2    love him
3   Sleep with him
4   leave him in peace
5   Don't check his phone messages
6   Don't bother him with his movements
7   Don't nag him, and when he is with hsi boys drinking beer and watching football give him space
8   Don't interrupt him when he is watching a game
9   Do not turn down his sexual advances in bed.
Do this and you will make a man Happy for life. Men are not too difficult to please.
So what makes a woman happy lord have mercy, here we go.
 
                                     What makes a woman Happy
1       Be a friend to her
2       Be a companion to her
3       Be a lover to her
4      Be a brother to her
5      Be a father to her(Hence most women call their husbands Daddy)
6      Be a master to her(A woman is happy when a man is the master and takes charge both in bed and in the house)
7     Be a Chef (Oh yes once a while you must do the cooking)
8     Be a carpenter
9     Be an Electrician
10    Be a decorator
11    Be a stylist
12    Be a sexologist
13    Be a gynecologist (Oh yes must be there to encourage to push when the baby is coming out)
14    Be a pest exterminator
15    Be a good lover in bed you must be a fantastic lover with an A game
16    Be a good listener
17    Be a good father
18    Be a good organizer
19    Be warm
20    Be attentive
21   Be brave and gallant even in the face of danger and fear
22   Be tender
23   Be creative
24   Be understanding
25   Be tolerant
26   Be truthful
27   Be passionate
28   Take her out regularly
29  Pay her compliments all the time.
30  Give her me time, just let her be,and have her own space
31  when it is ladies time out, or ladies night out trust her and let her have fun with her girls.
32  shop for her regularly
33  surprise her with stuffs once a while
33  Take her on vacation all the time
34   once a while accompany her to the salon so that she can show you off to her friends.
35  Rub her foot when she is tired.
36 treat her like your baby
The list is endless men are in problem, lord have mercy.Men go out there and make your woman happy.
Women go out there and make your man happy.
  

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